Rocket Fizz Soda - Gross Gus's Pirate Piss Soda

     During my trip to Charlotte, NC; I also paid a visit to a local Rocket Fizz store to see what kinds of soda and candy they have in stock.  They have quite a selection of both!  While some of the candies are out there, they pale in comparison to the selection of sodas they have.

     Not only do they carry some of the lesser known sodas and classics, such as Grape Nehi and Doc Brown's Cel-Ray, they also have some really off the wall sodas too.  Some of them were a little too off the wall for me, such as dirt soda and buffalo wing soda.

     I did settle on trying Gross Gus's Pirate Piss soda, and yes, I grabbed it because it said pirate, lol!  Thankfully, it did not taste like urine.  It is actually a banana-flavored soda and is colored to look like someone urinated in the bottle.

     Once you get past the name and color, it is actually a pretty good soda.  When you open the bottle, you get a whiff of banana candy or popsicles.  The first swig is that sweet artificial flavor of banana Runts from one of those candy vending machines from my childhood.  It even has that funky banana aftertaste from eating those little guys.

     So if you want to be taken back to your childhood, and want to giggle like a kid again, give Pirate Piss a try.  It's available at Rocket Fizz shops, and they are all over place so look to see if there's one near you.